Updates and Exciting News!
I’ll start with the not-so-great news…
Health Update: Facing the Fusion
Today was the day I met with the neurosurgeon. The verdict? They’re recommending a fusion surgery called T-LIF... which stands for a medical term so long and complicated, I’d rather not even try to remember it. The good news is, there’s hope for some temporary relief. I’m planning to try an epidural soon, and if it works, it could help me manage the pain for up to a year.
Now, I’ll be honest—I've tried an epidural before, and it didn’t exactly do the trick. But hey, hope springs eternal, right? So, cross your fingers and say a little prayer to gay baby Jesus that this time it works.
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Service Updates: Guess Who’s Back?
On to the fun stuff! I’m excited to announce that the 1-hour GFE is making a comeback! This option will soon be available to everyone—not just my regulars. Keep an eye on my site for updates, and I hope to see you soon!
And that’s not all. I’ve been working on expanding my services to create a true “Men’s Spa” experience. Women shouldn’t get to have all the fun, right? Here’s a taste of what’s on the menu:
Body Scrubs – Choose from a dry scrub on the table or indulge in my giant soaking tub—big enough for two, three, or maybe even four of us.
Facials – Using top-notch professional skincare products, because you deserve to look as good as you feel (and no, the facials aren’t on me silly).
Manscaping – Add this to any session for a little extra thrill. Things might get a bit kinky, so come prepared!
Full Day Spa Packages – Coming soon! If you’re interested, reach out to learn more.
I want you to look and feel your best while having some fun in the process. Grooming doesn’t have to be a chore—especially when you’re with me.
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Upcoming Tour: Portland and Seattle
Mark your calendars!
Portland: March 1st – March 4th
Seattle: March 4th – March 10th
For Seattle, I’m considering splitting my stay between the east side (Redmond/Bellevue) and downtown. If you have a preference, let me know!
I’m also thrilled to announce that the stunning Sophia Robey will be joining me for this tour. We’d love to see you together, so make sure to check her out and follow her on all her platforms—you won’t regret it!
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Photo Shoot Sponsorship: Want a Sneak Peek?
I’ve got an exciting photoshoot coming up on Tuesday, and it’s a big one! I’m sparing no expense to bring you something unforgettable. If you’d like to help sponsor the shoot, I’d be eternally grateful—and I’ll send you a special behind-the-scenes or selfie video package as a thank you.
Here’s how you can contribute:
CashApp tonsorialart
Venmo tonsorialart
Just let me know once you’ve sent something, and I’ll make sure to send you a little something special in return!
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Valentine’s Day Wish List: Be My Valentine?
I’m still without a Valentine this year, but who knows—maybe you could change that. If you’re feeling generous, here are some things that would really brighten my day:
– A yoga mat, new luggage, some funds for a massage, or help with these pesky bills would be a dream!
If you’re a subscriber on my OF, send me a “Happy Valentine’s Day” message within the next week, and I’ll make sure you get something extra special.
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Closing Thoughts
I hope you have an incredible Valentine’s Day and think of me (and all the naughty things we could be doing) while you celebrate. I’m available in Los Angeles until the tour and once I return, so don’t be a stranger!
Sending all my love,
Tania Tonsorial
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